Wednesday, December 08, 2004
and now, for something completely differentwell, i, convinced that my days have been rather boring and filled with nothing important, have not updated really recently. katherine pointed this out to me, and i told her why i had not updated. then she declares that i have very interesting going-ons in my life, whether i realize it or not. so she wrote an update for me.
before you read: know that these are the views of katherine pretending to be me, and do not represent my own views.
Today I wore a wonderful shirt that supported driving while intoxicated. I am all for drunk drivers and vehicular weapons as you all know, my fans. Some asinine simpletons noticed it in my English class during the Inquisition (where they didn't even question me!) That made me really sad, but I am so lucky to have a friend like Katherine to cheer me up with her overwhelming awesomeness.
Bernard, on the other hand, is such a pathetic loser-brain. He is so mean to me and pokes me all the time. Also, the magnificent Katherine has pointed out to him many times the horrid urine stains that deface his backpack, but, sadly, he has yet to do anything about this. I wish he would listen to better music too, like Dashboard.
Then Katherine, Bernard, and I were walking to the haven of goodness that is the orchestra room when nothing exciting happened. Not once. However, I did take the covers off of my cell phone, leaving it totally naked. This made for some hard-core phone porn that I am 250% positive Bernard was ogling at. He is such a pervert. Great boyfriend. He is such a great boyfriend.
This has been an Arden-blog-update from the view of Katherine.