Sunday, August 27, 2006

once, as my heart remembers


goodbye pluto. you will be sorely missed by those of us who think nine is a better number than eight.

and the acronym doesn't work any more.

poor little schoolkids.

"mommy, what are the planets?"
"mercury, venus, earth, mars, jupiter, saturn, uranus, neptune, pluto"
"but they said there are only eight!"
"ah, right. not pluto. i remember back in my day, when pluto was a planet..."

all the stars were fallen embers

Sunday, August 20, 2006

i'm ready for it

kekeke

c'mon, bring it

Saturday, August 19, 2006

the lights are out

[post]

snakes!

Tuesday, August 15, 2006

everybody should have msn messenger. and a webcam.

Monday, August 14, 2006

no one cares

TRADITIONAL ECONOMICS
You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies and the economy grows.
You retire on the income.

INDIAN ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You worship them.

PAKISTAN ECONOMICS
You dont have any cows.
You claim that the Indian cows belong to you.
You ask
The US for financial aid,
China for military aid,
British for Warplanes,
Italy for machines,
Germany for technology,
French for submarines,
Switzerland for loans,
Russia for drugs,
Japan for equipment.
You buy the cows with all this and claim exploitation by the world.

AMERICAN ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You sell one and force the other to produce the milk of four cows.
You profess surprise when the cow drops dead.
You put the blame on some nation with cows & naturally that nation
will be a danger to mankind.
You wage a war to save the world and grab the cows.

FRENCH ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You go on strike because you want three cows.

GERMAN ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You reengineer them so that they live for 100
years, eat once a month and milk themselves.

BRITISH ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
They are both mad cows.

ITALIAN ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You don't know where they are.
You break for lunch.

SWISS ECONOMICS
You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you.
You charge others for storing them.

JAPANESE ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You redesign them so that they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary
cow and produce twenty times the milk.
You then create cute cartoon cow images called Cowkimon and market
them worldwide.

RUSSIAN ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You count them and learn you have five cows.
You count them again and learn you have 42 cows.
You count them again and learn you have 17 cows.
You give up counting and open another bottle of vodka.

CHINESE ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You have 300 people milking them.
You claim full employment, high bovine productivity and arrest anyone
reporting the actual numbers.

how close you are to the edge

Sunday, August 13, 2006

go. go and see it.

best. movie.

Saturday, August 12, 2006

wouldn't you know

sad when ridiculous surveys take the place of summer reading?

+High School: memorial
+Junior High School: spring branch
+Elementary School: valley oaks
+Favorite soda: dr pepper
+Favorite band: i have to pick one?
+Favorite animal: moose
+Favorite fruit: strawberries or grapes
+Favorite weather: perfect weather, maybe a bit of rain.

Do You:
+Have a girlfriend/boyfriend: not really
+Like someone: always
+Want more piercings: maybe another in my ear
+Want a tattoo: ew no


Last:
+Person talked to in person: my mom
+Person talked to on the phone: trevor
+Person you hung out with: kevin, anna, rin and liz
+Movie watched: howle's moving castle. again.
+In theater: talladega nights

Evers:
+Ever cried over a girl or boy: yes
+Ever been arrested: no
+Ever had a friend die: thank goodness, no
+Ever dated a cousin: o_O no
+Ever used a gun: not a real one
+Ever finished a puzzle: yep
+Ever got surgery: if teeth pulling is surgery.
+Ever hated someone: probably

Pick one:
+Blue or red?: blue
+Spring or Fall?: fall. especially the smell.

Random stuff:
+Do you speak a different language: french, but not fluently. gibberish.
+Any piercings and where: one in each ear
+How old do you act: probably consistently four.
+Braces: for years and years and years
+Do you have any pets: three cats, two dogs, some birds, fish
+Mood: bored and disappointed.

Level 1
( ) Shoplifted
( ) Been fired
(x) Been in a fist fight

Level 2
( ) Snuck out
(x) Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back
( ) Gone on a blind date

Level 3
(x) Lied to a friend
( ) Had a crush on a teacher
( ) Skipped school
( ) Slept with a co-worker
( ) Saw someone die

Level 4
( ) All my myspace friends are my real life friends
( ) Been to Canada
(x) Been to Mexico
(x) Been on a plane

Level 5
(x) Eaten Sushi
(x) Been surfing

Level 6
( ) Been in an abusive relationship
(x) Taken painkillers
(x) Laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by
( ) Made a snow angel

Level 7
(x) Had a tea party
(x) Flown a kite
(x) Built a sand castle
(x) Gone puddle jumping
(x) Played dress up

Level 8
(x) jumped into a pile of leaves
( ) Gone sledding
(x) Cheated while playing a game
(x) Been lonely
(x) Fallen asleep at school

Level 9
( ) Used a fake ID
(x) Watched the sunset
( ) Felt an earthquake
(x) Touched a snake

Level 10
(x) Been tickled
(x) Been robbed/vandalized/had anything stolen from you

Level 11
(x) Won a contest
( ) Been suspended/expelled from school
(x) Had Detention
( ) Been in a motorcycle accident

Level 12
(x) Had braces
(x) Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night
(x) Had deja vu
(x) Danced in the moonlight

Level 13
(x) Hated the way you looked
( ) Witnessed a crime
(x) Questioned your heart
(x [seen my computer in yearbook?]) Been obsessed with post-it notes

Level 14
(x) Squished barefoot through the mud
(x) Been lost
(x) Been to the opposite side of the country
(x) Swam in the ocean
(x) Felt like you were dying

Level 15
(x) Cried yourself to sleep
(x) played cops and robbers
(x) Recently colored with crayons/colored pencils/markers
(x) Sang karaoke
(x) Paid for something with only coins

Level 16
(x) Done something you told yourself you wouldn't
(x) Made prank phone calls
(x) Laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose
( ) Caught a snowflake on your tongue

Level 17
(x) Written a letter to Santa Claus
( ) Been kissed under a mistletoe
(x) Looked up at the stars with someone you cared about
(x) Blown bubbles
(x) Made a bonfire on the beach

Level 18
(x) Have traveled more than 5 days with a car full of people
(x) Gone rollerskating/blading
(x) Had a wish come true

Level 19
(x) Worn pearls
(x) Jumped off a bridge
( ) Ate dog food
( ) Told a complete stranger you loved them

Level 20
(x) Sang in the shower
(x [my other hand...]) Glued your hand to something

Level 21
(x) Got your tongue stuck to a pole
( )Kissed a fish
(x) Worn the opposite sexes clothes
(x) Sat on a roof top

Level 22
(x) Screamed at the top of your lungs
(x) Done a one-handed cartwheel
( ) Talked on the phone for more than 6 hours
(x) Stayed up all night

Level 23
( ) Didn't take a shower for a week
( ) Picked and ate an apple right off the tree
(x) Climbed a tree
( ) Had a tree house
(x) Scared to watch scary movies alone

Level 24
(x) Worn a really ugly outfit to school
( ) Played ding dong ditch

Level 25
(x) Played chicken
( ) Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on
( ) Been told you're hot by a complete stranger
( ) Broken a bone
(x)Been easily amused

Level 26
(x) Caught a fish then ate it
(x) Caught a butterfly
(x) Laughed so hard you cried
(x) Cried so hard you laughed

level 27
(x) Had someone moon/flash you
(x) Forgotten someone's name
(x) Black-mailed someone
(x) Been black-mailed

Level 28

(x) taken ridiculous surveys

Level 29
(x) rode a roller coaster
( ) went scuba-diving
( ) Had a cavity
(x) Been used
(x) Fell going up the stairs.
(x) Bitten someone



THE WHO'S:
Who is in the room with you: cats
Who was the last person to text you: harry ;)
Who was the last person you told I love you to: my dad
Who gets on your nerves the most from school: plead the fifth


THE WHAT'S:
What was the last thing you ate: honeycombs
What was the last thing you drank: milk
What color pants: denim
What is the closest item near you that is blue: febreze! or my button bracelet.
What instant messaging service do you use: aim and msn
What is your favorite shoe brand: new balance. or steve madden.
What do you wear more, jeans or shorts?: jeans
What do you currently hear: sportfreunde stiller
when is your birthday: october 3
Where is your favorite place to be: i think the question should be who
Where is your phone: on the bed
Where is your mom: downstairs in the laundry room
Where do you sleep: in bed
Where did you get the shirt you're wearing right now: school
Where did you last take a car ride to?: technically my house, but before that the waterwall and house of pies.

now i am bored again...

it's another perfect score

Thursday, August 10, 2006

i'm gonna steal your girlfriend

less than one week one week one week one week

but it will be ok, it is seeming. everybody is pretty much back in town and everything is insane because it's hard to balance between getting stuff done/ready for school and catching up with people. sadly for the school stuff, hanging out right now seems more useful.

too much stress can lead to insanity. insanity and a huge case of the crazies.

and i am up way too early this morning.

thanks becca.

i'm gonna steal your girl

Saturday, August 05, 2006

well i guess it ain't easy doing nothing at all

yay for tax free weekend (shopping much?)

i dont really know what to put. matt's party was pretty kickass, even in lieu of the m&ms down the shirt and getting my ass kicked in melee mostly by jon and darren.

you whores, i really don't know what i'm going to do when you leave. hang out with people my own age, i guess. and i love all of you who are my age, just in case you were doubting.

erm. i really have nothing of interest to report? there were bugs all over my bathroom because they got into the cat food and multiplied, but i cleaned that up. um... what else.. shopping with katherine/jeff/lauren was pretty intense, though not nearly as competitive as we thought it'd be.

but hey man, free rides just don't come along every day