Saturday, July 31, 2004
cat? i'm a kitty catbwahahaha! i am wearing my octopus shirt! what, you say? "arden, what the hell are you talking about", you say? you're asking that because i forgot to post about this when it happened. i think i wrote about... ah yes, that was the one with daniel's er.. vacation monologue.
moving right along. so some amount of days ago, myself, katherine, jenn, aditi, harry, trevor, stevie, and one of their friends named rob were going to astroworld. all the guys got there at one, but none of us girlies had a ride until 4. on the way to astroworld, it is learned that there has been a chemical warehouse fire. across the street from six flags. exciting, no? so our parents were all "no, you can't go! you will become mutated and then we will have to give you over to the corrupt government!" ok, so they didn't say that last part. but they were all worried, so we called the guys and told them we couldn't go, and how dangerous a situation they were in. their response? "no, we payed twenty bucks to get in here for the day, we're staying!!" so they stayed, despite all of our attempts to reason with them. so we went to the movies instead, to see I, Robot (which was actually good!). but on the way there, i was being weird and such nonsensical nonsense and i say "look! there's an octopus on my shirt!" and katherine and aditi looked at my shirt. and use your imagination as to what part of the shirt the octopus was on. so i get all "offended" only not really. then, as we were walking into red robin, i was like "ocotopus!". and aditi looked at my shirt again. i guess you would've had to have been there. it was hilarious. i think we scared the crap out of our waiter, starting when he brought us water and i asked if it was on the house. then we came up with the cracker hand movement thing. then we did that in a wave around the table. then we were dancing... and i got jenn to tell the waiter it was katherine's birthday... and then the managers removed two of the tables directly to our right (there were already people sitting on the left). when they brought out the cup thing of icecream and made katherine stand up on the chair so they could sing to her... that was priceless. about the same level of pricelessness as kevin when he saw katherine at matt's house. but anyway, so we were all really full from the milkshakes and fajitas we all got (katherine was the black sheep in this situation, she got vanilla and had better sprinkles). so katherine tried a few bites... then took my milkshake refill container thing and started trying to get some of the icecream in there so it looked like she ate more. this was even more hilarious. she made a mess... what else... oh yes, i got my picture taken with the chuckie cutouts (you know, the one that has the head-hole cut in it). it was funny. katherine took it with her phone, so i don't have it as of now.
so yes. that was funny.
and then yesterday, chris told me a most disturbing story. i mean, it's funny in a weird sort of way and all, but only goes to further my knowledge that someone in our generation is going to find some way to kill us all with mass amounts of pie.
ok, so this is a story from ozark, the camp chris goes to. he said that some of the older guys *coughwilldavidcough* sprayed bug spray up one of their asses because they got a bug bite. they soon found out that it stung badly when you got bugspray up the ass. you want to know what they did? they all sprayed bugspray up their asses. very smart, aren't they...
well that is enough for now. i have to go... eat breakfast. or something.
and i dance dance dance, and i dance dance dance