Saturday, February 21, 2004

but still the truth remains lethal

nothing much today, lots of gaia surfing... stumbled upon a thread titled "TIME TRAVEL! I'll tell you why your actions will kill us all". here are a few excerpts;

Lina 33: I would go back in time and kill... lets say... Stalin.

Chocob-O-RAMA: Although it was not popularly know, Stalin was an evil robot sent by aliens. He was created to test the will of man. His actuall death was planned because they decided that we were a worthy race to be brought into slavery due to the fact that we are easily led like cattle. But since you killed him they became angered and realized that the humans are useless to them as we are too violent and strong willed. So in 2006 they would come down and burn the entire planet with a really big missle thingy. We all died except for 4 men who at the time were living 30000 miles underground. They died cause they couldn't figure out how to make babies.


Kaylea (me): Hahaha... what about... how did life start?

Chocob-O-RAMA:I'll assume you mean you would travel to the beinging of earth life stuff... ok good.

If your an athiest-
There was a rock who as very lonely. All of the other rocks would sit around all day and not talk to him or do anything or play or dance or kill or laugh. he was lonely and sad and wanted more. So he tried with all his might to kill the hell outta them cause they were pissing him off being content with sitting there and being rocks. He summoned the winds and they got blow the hell away. They still didn't care and now there were no more rocks to piss him off so he was sad and lonely. So he cried from his little rock eyes that didn't exist and he created the oceans. That made all the world really wet... except for mountains and stuff. The little wet rock decided he wanted to share water with the high rocks and maybe they would praise him so he tried as hard as he could to cry some more... but he accidntly made lighting and that exploded all the high rocks and there just happened to be an alien puppy dog thing in one of the rocks that and alien had left behing on vacation. The puppy exploded all over the word and the rocks felt bad for him so they helped all the little tiny pieces of him to grow and flourish and then everything evolved from that

If you believe in a god:
(god of your choice) was bored so he made some pathetic little creatures so he could watch them suffer.


pinke: hmm i would go back in time and destroy george w bush's fetus.

Chocob-O-RAMA: Bush senior would be come sad that his baby died and make another baby. he would name this one Tree. Tree grew up to be exactly like george except he is half as retarted as george, the american ecomny actually grows when he become president and we assinate sadam and his children secretly insted of going to war. We blame it on north korea and they kill each other. Tree is never recognized for his acomplishmnts since it was all undersecrecy and fades away into history as a so-so president.


RagWeedFairy: id go back in time to see the dinosaurs (and run from them )

Chocob-O-RAMA:When you go back in time to see dinosaurs they see you and it blows their entire civilization away. All thier philisophy and science can not explian your existance. They decide to research you and so they try and take you to their labs, but you run away. They start fighting over who gets to study you and they eventually start bombin each other with poisons and they end up destroying their entire cilization with their missles that melt walls and brains. They kill themselfs and nothing else. You slip on a rock and fall on a plant... somehow this makes you pregant and you give birth to human kind. but they get frozen in ice for a few hundred or so years and thaw later and keep on living as history says humans existed.


GIenn: I'd check out the future rather than go into the past. But if I had to choose a place in the past to go to then I'd go back to the renaissance.

Chocob-O-RAMA:Your visit to the renaissance inspires many great works of art, so many in fact that it changes the worlds system of using money, to using art as a measure of wealth and trade. Artists are never again starving artists and financial experts with no taste in art live in boxes and studio apartments.


so yeah... somewhere in there some guy said something about how Stephen Hawking said that if humans invented time travel, we'd be swamped with tourists from the future. then i said something about how if they were smart enough to come up with that, and all current views on changing the past, how it'd make sense that the people of the future would come up with a way to keep from being seen or otherwise altering the past. This went on as a few others commented, and then one girl came up with the thought that maybe UFOs are actually people from the future. we all figured that was pretty logical, and that's where that part of the thread ended. if any other funny explainations come up like the ones above, i'll post them.

a lie made by man